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by writing a post that says I’m going to close down this Tumblr acct I get 4 new followers?  Well, hello new followers and goodbye.  May god save you from the evils of pro-civil rights activists and anti-war demonstrators.

meh.

apparently I don’t have the time or motivation to do anything with this tumblr.  I had big dreams but in the end I just didn’t care, and politics these days are just too depressing for me to make fun of.  So with that being said, I will de-activate unless someone wants the url and the handful of followers I have.  So to the dozen of you, if you want it shoot me a message and tell me what email to change it over to and I’ll send you the password.  otherwise, I will de-activate in one week.

stfuconservatives:  

The only “Troll” that I know of is Pelosi, and thank God that she is no longer in the position to push her twisted agenda on America anymore.  Yes, I know that she is still in Congress, but that’s a moot point. California has already been lost, and as everyone knows, God is planning on surgically removing it from America via the San Andreas fault so as to avoid further contamination.  Pelosi can crawl back under the bridge she came out of .. probably the bridge spoken of by those other contaminators of youth minds the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

And no, before you suggest it, it didn’t take me so long to respond because I was thinking up an answer, but seriously, a Troll is someone who pretends to actually believe something that is absurd or offensive in order to get people worked up about it… I don’t think that’s me at all.

#1) I do honestly believe everything I say (because I heard it first from the Almighty)

#2) At a certain point, when something that someone says is so obviously an exaggeration, it is no longer “Trolling” and more appropriately “mocking” 

I don’t know, I’m just saying… 

And to those that rightly pointed out my blasphemy in not capitalizing God, It was caused by a virus planted on my computer from clicking on a sneaky Atheist link I found on a porn site …. oh, I mean a site where I was researching the enemy.  I have since cleansed the virus from my computer and am able to again type capital ‘G’s.  Thank you.

Regarding POTUS and the senate, what’s your point???? They have to do what we say now, and everyone knows it.  They’re running scared and will have to undo all of the evil that they have attempted (trying to help sick people, trying to get people jobs, etc.) if they want to keep their jobs and they know it.  As constantly proven by God’s great creation the Free-Market, money is the best motivator.

Oh, and to the person who said I was like Stephen Colbert only not as funny, thanks, but I don’t get it.  Steve Colbert is the most straight laced person I’ve ever met and I have never heard him crack a joke.

Hello new followers

I’ve been away for a while celebrating the recent victories in the midterm elections.  I have not yet had a chance to look through your blogs, but it appears that some of you may be atheists or possibly socialist spies bent on filling my Tumblr dashboard with leftist propaganda. 

No matter!  Recent events should have proven to you and to all that almighty God is listening to his humble followers, and although you may not realize it, God has guided you to my site in order to fix your broken minds.  We welcome everyone back to join in the rebirth of America as it is born again in accordance with His will.  I trust that any who are unconvinced will learn over time to reject the evil influences that would have us let people do what they want if it doesn’t harm anyone, or make sure people can afford health care, or take money away from corporations and give jobs to people.  As everyone knows, God loves corporations too, and He invented the free market so to interfere with that is not only bad economics, but blasphemy as well. 

Anyway, I’ve gone on enough for now…  I have wasted 5 minutes of your time, and I apologize for that.

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brooklynmutt:

“She (Sarah Palin) has a hell of a lot more qualifications than Barack Obama had when he ran for president.” - Rudy Guliani on The View this morning

In case you missed it I’ve decided to unretire Olbermann’s Worst Persons thang. Not sure if I’ll do one daily. Here is yesterday’s. New banner started today.

Guliani has got an awful lot of insight for a gay-loving Rhino!  

(via stfuconservatives)

My favorite part about the Rally to Restore Sanity is that it coopts “sanity” as a liberal code word

squashed:

We may soon have Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck railing against the liberal tyranny of sanity. The more mainstream conservative commentators will be more circumspect about it. “Sanity sounds great in theory—but is it just an elitist idea to control acceptable discourse?”

“Sanity?”  Well, I think most Americans would agree that it’s more important to be Honest, god-fearing, and anti-immigrant than it is to be “Sane.”  Who defines sanity, anyway?  I’m sure than many patients in the mental ward who go around spreading socialist Nazi propaganda considers that they themselves are indeed sane.  So if Sanity means mean-spirited, anti-anti-intellectual, anti-fear-mongering, and letting gays, immigrants, socialists and non-Christians participate in our government, than I say Sanity is over-rated.  After all, God works in mysterious ways and his wisdom will always be seen as insane by those who are not true believers.

but don’t forget that:  

a)  immigrants don’t count

b)  gays only count as 1/2 a person

c)  DC is the seat of Obama’s illegitimate regime, and it could be possible that the administration used their influence over the DC police force to illegally detain more than 1/2 of the people who were planning to attend the “RESTORING HONOR” rally.  This was accomplished using true but unconstitutional charges of “illegal firearm possession,” “running an illegal militia,” and “conspiring to commit treason”.     

So really, my rally was bigger.

(via anamericanwerewolf)

I think my neighbors are part of the homosexual conspiracy

This past weekend their 8 year old kid showed up at my door dressed like Johnny Depp wearing an earring saying “argh, matey” and talking about turning tricks for candy. I didn’t think that an 8 yr old could be a Gay, so I assume that this was taught by his parents.  Most likely that they sent him over to force their immoral values on me in order to trick me into going to Hell with them. I don’t know how this kid made it past my armed guards, but these people are devious. I’m doubling my security.

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maduhthias:

A letter from Mohandas Gandhi to Adolf Hitler, on the eve of the Nazi invasion of Poland.

Clear proof of the connection between socialism and fascism.  Note that Gandhi called Hitler his “sincere friend”.  This is the same MK Ghandi that wrote this:

http://cgi.ebay.in/My-Socialism-MK-GANDHI-Navjeevan-1st-ed-56-pages-/320543956696

So let someone now tell me that the current socialism attack on American values is not an attempt to expand a Hitler-inspired rule of law, taxes, and state enforced value systems on us. 

(via inthelostandfound)

A General Timeline of History as Glenn Beck Sees It →

aggressiveretreat:

A wonderful cavalcade of surrealist statements.

I’d say that god had guided your hand well in creating this timeline.  Well done!  I am especially pleased that someone had finally brought it to light that Stalin was the brainchild behind social security.